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Its hits like this that make me want to both leave Orkut and devote my life to improving the literacy rate:

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From: Bingo <vernom@gmail.com>
Date: Sep 6, 2006 5:54 AM
Subject: hey
To: avani



 
Hi avani,
 
Lookin kool in this new snap you've put up on orkut.......the sun fallin on u makin u look pretty!
 
So howzz life goin bout at ur end of the world....pretty eyes ma'm....your Eyes definitely do look expressive n beautiful......well.......wud definitely loovvee to know u better......
 
So wat do u look forward to in a guy/person who'se really interested in you......any experiences to share with.........bunk the brainy thing....u've enuf of it......qualities dat r like a must have u know......
 
So got any interestin guys comin forward so far thru orkut.....wellll.....i mailed u once thru orkut.....but ain't too sure whether u got it or not.......since the 1st time i checked ur profile i've wanted to knw u better.....as a friend u knw....but u seem to be a person who'se kind of choosy n stuff.....very choosy in fact...your about me tells a story ...hehe( i can understand....guys can be a real pain in the a**e sometimes........)....but then i thought i wasn't like the usual....maybe u confused me with them somewhere!...........Ur best Feature's ur Belly Button!! ;)....dats kool.....must've got washboard ab's n all then ha!.....welllll avani.............expectin 2 c ur mail soon.......welll i've been honest wid u in wateva i've written....no pretensions or mushy candyfloss.....i belive in being myself all da time...n hope u have da same attitude az well.....can't  really deny the fact that i'd not love to know someone like u.....coz u seem to be an interestin person....someone different.....beauty wid brains i guess.....do reply back....n hope to keep this relationship alive....i.e. if u mail back n accept being friends......lookin forward to know u better!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation

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Also, the next person who takes a handicap spot in front of me and proceeds to briskly walk down the stairs and across campus gets shot in the knees. Twice.
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From:benfrantzdale
Date:September 6th, 2006 09:57 pm (UTC)
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Also, the next person who takes a handicap spot in front of me and proceeds to briskly walk down the stairs and across campus gets shot in the knees. Twice.

Sounds like a plan.

I'm curious, have you tried calling the cops or the management of the store? Do these people have handicap tags?
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From:avani
Date:September 6th, 2006 11:28 pm (UTC)
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They usually do have tags, so there is nothing the campus police could do even if they cared. I regularly see students handing off handicap tags to other students when they are leaving for the day. Its also very easy to take, say, a grandparent's tag. They never expire, and you don't need a doctors' note to get them. If you have a handicapped tag, you don't need to have one of the very expensive parking permits, so there is added incentive for tag-fraud, as it were.

Its mostly a problem because the schmucks who run this place arranged it so that there are 10 spots for a wheelchair+handicapped person to park if they are going to the engineering building. (i.e. spots that have an empty area to the side to get a chair out in). I frequently have to park at a coffehouse half a mile away.
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From:tortoise
Date:September 7th, 2006 12:51 am (UTC)
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Hello, my name is Bingo. I like to climb on things. Can I have a banana? Eek eek.
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From:memnus
Date:September 7th, 2006 03:23 am (UTC)
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I... er... wow, my brain. The irony of the sigs. My brain, it hurts.
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From:bonboard
Date:September 7th, 2006 05:30 am (UTC)
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Ditto on the 'wow'. What the hell kind of person writes this kind of thing?

I'm thinking thirteen years old, stoned, English-as-a-second-language, and typing with their thumbs on a Sidekick or something?
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From:istgut
Date:September 7th, 2006 07:08 am (UTC)
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I'm thinking thirteen years old, stoned, English-as-a-second-language, and typing with their thumbs on a Sidekick or something?

yeah, orkut.
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From:bonboard
Date:September 7th, 2006 07:18 am (UTC)
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Avani, you NEED to get us more of this. Just think of the pppppppppowerbook. This could truly be great.

Give the guy a chance. Let him pour hiz h3art 0ut. Plz.... I bg u.
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From:avani
Date:September 7th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
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I hereby offer to send him any reply someone else writes for me ;-)
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From:avani
Date:September 7th, 2006 04:40 pm (UTC)
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Also, you can probably get your fill from my Orkut Scrapbook. You could see such gems as:

J @ y !! ๑۩۞۩๑: hey avani...wats up ? wel jst went thru ur profile up here thru d networkin community....m plannin 2 do my masters in internet networkin nxt yr at US....thought 2 b ur frnd up here...so if u dnt mind do reply bck...nd yeh 1 more thing...i didnt knew dat google is so lucky ;) ....lolz...cya !!

or

Frank: Hi Avani i love u honey, plz i wanna fuck you, come to texas, i live in Texas
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From:amoken
Date:September 11th, 2006 10:47 pm (UTC)
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I delete that shit. Tho I did keep the giant ASCII horns someone sent me. AND I friended him back. ;) Apparently all you have to do is like my music and you're my friend! Hehe.
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From:avani
Date:September 11th, 2006 10:55 pm (UTC)
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I probably should, but then I worry no one would believe me when I tell them just how bad they are :-)

I'd totally friend someone who said something about music. (More than "u liiek guitarist? they sxy." )
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From:amoken
Date:September 11th, 2006 11:13 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, it's unfortunate how few of them could spell or grammaticizate even if they tried. ;) But here's an example of one I totally friend back if he has just a couple musicians or music communities in common with me, and especially if he has geekery in there too:

hey Megan! howz it going? it's great to see some1 have a sensational taste in music with such diversity and not just listening to the mainstream bullshit, although some of it is decent! Jaco Pastorious is such an orgasm man! lol

I admit this guy only made a vague attempt to write stupidly. I still can't decide whether my scrapbook-friend Geet is flakey or retarded. Still, I see no reason to friend him.

I think the scrap you posted is someone not-retarded taunting you based on the first line of your profile, btw.
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From:avani
Date:September 11th, 2006 11:32 pm (UTC)
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The one I just posted in my journal or the ones above?

The ones above both preceded the first line in my profile. (Inspired, you might say)

The one I just posted... possibly, but I don't think it makes any sense. He doesn't seem any better in his own profile, and he wrote enough text that it seems like he wants a response.
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