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Apropos of a conversation at krchicken's due-date party last night:

Poll #1099237 Dancing With Disney

What is the best Disney song to strip to?

Part of your World : Little Mermaid
0(0.0%)
Bippity Boppity Boo : Cinderella
2(11.1%)
Be Our Guest : Beauty and the Beast
5(27.8%)
Whole New World : Aladdin
4(22.2%)
Chim-Chiminee : Mary Poppins
4(22.2%)
Other (See my comment)
3(16.7%)

What Disney song would NOT work for stripping?

Is opening a Disney-themed strip club in Shijinssang Amusement Park a GoodIdea?

Absolutely!
7(36.8%)
So Wrong.
0(0.0%)
No. Just... No.
3(15.8%)
Are you accepting applications?
1(5.3%)
Other (See my Comment)
1(5.3%)


Of course, the overall winner is the Pinocchio slave song from the Muppet Show episode we watched later that night. I can't find a link, so you'll just have to ask krchicken to borrow her copy if you're interested.

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From:goteam
Date:December 3rd, 2007 02:19 am (UTC)
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I'm thinking "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin would be a hilarious soundtrack to a strip/burlesque number. "Can your friends do this?/ Can your friends do that?/ Can your friends pull this/ Out their little hat?" And so on...
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From:amoken
Date:December 3rd, 2007 04:06 am (UTC)
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Anything from Mary Poppins would be fabulous, particularly if you started off dressed as her. Or Bert.

For some reason I think several of the Robin Hood songs would be fun, but maybe it's because I'm completely nuts. Also Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Actually, that title song could be quite fun/funny.

Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, and Aladdin all annoyed me, so stripping to those had better be highly mocking, or I would be very put off.
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From:avani
Date:December 3rd, 2007 04:16 am (UTC)
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I'm assuming all of these would be at least way over the top if not outright mocking.
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From:memnus
Date:December 3rd, 2007 04:09 am (UTC)
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"Prince Ali" from Alladin.

Then again, Alladin is the only disney musical I've watched in the last ten years or so, so mine may not be the most valid opinion.
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From:avani
Date:December 3rd, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
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``Prince Ali'' over ``Chim-chiminee''?! But ``Chim-chiminee'' has pole dancing!
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From:memnus
Date:December 3rd, 2007 04:20 am (UTC)
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See my caveat. The only concept I have of "Chim-chiminee" at the moment is from the Disney Rave Stepmania set.

But really. "Prince Ali, mighty is he, Ali Ababwa! Strong as ten regular men, definitely!"
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From:neonelephant
Date:December 3rd, 2007 09:05 pm (UTC)
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I was thinking "Prince Ali" for the male stripper half of things. Also the Rescue Rangers theme song.
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From:avani
Date:December 3rd, 2007 09:57 pm (UTC)
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Also the Rescue Rangers theme song.

I can't believe I didn't think of that.
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From:avani
Date:December 3rd, 2007 04:42 am (UTC)
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Hmm.. maybe it could be a foreigners only thing.
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From:ikarpov
Date:December 3rd, 2007 05:46 am (UTC)
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Mulan - "I'll Make a Man out of You". Awesome.
or 101 Dalmatians - "Cruella De Vil".
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From:ikarpov
Date:December 3rd, 2007 05:59 am (UTC)
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Also, I want a video-game-themed strip club. Metroid. Zelda. Princess Peach. I would pay double.
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From:bobbzman
Date:December 3rd, 2007 07:46 pm (UTC)
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Indeed. Heck, even I'd be interested in seeing that, especially if they had arcade cabinets you could play during the show.

Of course, E3 wasn't too far off from being a video-game strip club...
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From:neonelephant
Date:December 3rd, 2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
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Heck, Metroid would even be canonical :-)
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From:istgut
Date:December 7th, 2007 07:50 pm (UTC)
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It'd have to be underground, because there ain't no way you're getting the rights to that.

Would it just be the costume and then a standard show? Or would they work the character into the act somehow? Like, would Peach have, um, mushroom props or something?
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From:avani
Date:December 3rd, 2007 06:03 am (UTC)
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You win on songs that won't work. ::brain broken after trying to picture it::
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From:stalkingmsd
Date:December 3rd, 2007 07:18 am (UTC)
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Several of the suggestions for "not a good song to strip to" seem like reasonable ones....
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From:shazamaramack
Date:December 3rd, 2007 10:03 pm (UTC)
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I think Hakuna Matata would work pretty well... I don't know why though. Something about... ma tatas...
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From:istgut
Date:December 6th, 2007 04:54 pm (UTC)
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Have you been reading my FoF page?
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From:shazamaramack
Date:December 6th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
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Nope, they've been reading yours.
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From:istgut
Date:December 7th, 2007 07:45 pm (UTC)
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As I told you in person, I should introduce you to A when she visits again... I think you two would get along well :)
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From:morganlf
Date:December 5th, 2007 05:51 am (UTC)
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After much thought...I think "Poor Unfortunate Souls" would be a fantastic song to strip to!
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