Ejwu is exotic in yours, but has moral qualms in mine. Hmm...
LiveJournal Username: Garlikmongere
Why you did it: Why not?
Your lair: Undersea dome
Your hideous secret weapon: giant tumble dryer
Your favourite colour: lime green
Beautiful and exotic but deadly eastern lieutenant: dasmith
Henchperson who constantly plays with knifes: myles1130
Your perverted scientific genius: komaheian
You cordon bleu chef: smileycynic
Lieutenant with serious moral qualms: ejwu
Number of countries subverted: 73
73 countries -- I'm amused. :)